Wednesday 22 December 2010

6-24 Dec- Lazy December

This December I have not been able to write a blog due to snow!

Have a belting festive period everyone. I will hopefully write an extra good blog in the no man's land week between Christmas and New year.

Fingers crossed I get a book token from a stingy family member....

Friday 10 December 2010

29 Nov- 3rd Dec: Christmas moments

This week I did a talking head spot for Channel 5’s Top Christmas Moments. If you’re at home on Christmas Eve, check it out.

The brevity of this post is symbolic of how long I will be on that 3 hour show for.

This post is very post modern…nothing to do with me being lazy and not in the mood to write lots of words…

22-27 Nov: Massive Boobies

Possibly the most immature title to a blog post ever but it’s for a reason.

This week I ended up filming an online advert for something that none of you will ever see. It was something that I thought would take 30 minutes but somehow took 6 hours. By somehow, I mean I couldn’t say a two-word sentence correctly, so we had to re-film it 200 times. The only good thing about the unnecessarily long day was I got to work with 2 very attractive girls.

It turns out one was a model and when I asked if I would have seen her in anything, she said “maybe”…turns out she’s a page 3 girl…so the answer was actually “no”…but now the answer is definitely “yes”. Her name is Rosie Jones and as the kids in the street would say, she’s well fit! As soon as she told me, I got out the Iphone and googled her. I can see why she was sheepish about revealing this info because presumably men view her very differently once they are made aware of this information. I was genuinely surprised because she didn’t seem that dopey/ image conscious like most glamour models.

Having said that I did manage to make her believe I owed 3 pet donkeys. Make of that what you will.